I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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