i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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