Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
