A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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