p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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