good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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