she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Mom said you looked used
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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