i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
