You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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