you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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