we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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