Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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