Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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