Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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