But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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