i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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