I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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