Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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