Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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