just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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