Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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