Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
