Heybabeimwearingurpanties
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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