i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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