How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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