Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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