Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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