I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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