sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Just pee around me
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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