Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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