We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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