Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
two words: eviction party
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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