I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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