I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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