idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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