im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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