Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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