Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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