Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
