I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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