It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We are all done wearing pants today
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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