Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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