she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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