i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I intend to get homeless drunk
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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