By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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