Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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