please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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