I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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