Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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