just come out here and I will go home with you...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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