im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i may or may not be watching the land before time
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I had to cum in my sink.
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