He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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