Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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