I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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