But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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